Tag Archives: 1992

“Sometimes Plunder” album: “Shhh” (1992) Two little ducks sank with a knock knock knock She got twenty on tick and smoked the bloody lot The fridge was bare, the dog was bones Weavin’ and a-bobbin’ when the tallyman calls Mary, Mary, she went up the wall And she kissed bye …

“You Can’t Trust Anyone Nowadays” album: “Shhh” (1992) You can’t trust anyone nowadays [Repeat] Brown shirts don’t make it [Repeat] I’m not so brave and I’m not too crazy And I’d rather be a coward than pushing up daisies Never rocked the boat, never tipped the scales Never got off …

“Stitch That” album: “Jesus H. Christ” (1992) So this husband came home drunk each night And he thrashed her black and he thrashed her white He thrashed her to within an inch of her life Then he slept like a log, did her husband But as he lay and snored …

“I Should Be So Lucky” album: “Jesus H. Christ” (1992) Brown shirts don’t make it Brown shirts don’t make it Brown shirts don’t make it Brown shirts don’t make it Brown shirts don’t make it Brown shirts don’t make it With a little bit of luck (I bet, I bet) …

“Stitch That” album: “Jesus H. Christ” (1992) So this husband came home drunk each night And he thrashed her black and he thrashed her white He thrashed her to within an inch of her life Then he slept like a log, did her husband But as he lay and snored …

“Shhh” album: “Shhh” (1992) [Chorus] Hear nothing, see nothing, feel nothing, say nothing Hear nothing, see nothing, feel nothing, say nothing L A U G H I N G laughing L A U G H I N G laughing Just when you figured it out someone lets you down Who’ll …

“Big Mouth Strikes Again” album: “Jesus H. Christ” (1992) I caught you with your head down the toilet as you were gulping up dirty words, then later dressed in suit and tie, whilst playing to the laughing crowds, you were gargling, spitting, fingers down your throat, making yourself so sick. …

“Nothing That’s New” album: “Shhh” (1992) Same seven notes and some slag poet’s quotes Stick them together with glue You can mix a fine cocktail from memories And pretend what you’re drinking is new But there’s nothing that’s new under heaven [Chorus] There’s nothing that hasn’t been done Pour me …

“Behave!” album: “Shhh” (1992) Hey diddle diddle, here’s a brand new riddle What’s shallow and cheap with a hole in the middle Five fingers holding four wise angels Little heads float by on clouds of goodness They’re playing voodoo with their Kylie dolls Sing it right or don’t sing it …

“Snip Snip Snip” album: “Shhh” (1992) Well madam how’d you like it, maybe plenty off the back? I heard the coiners took the scissor to the Union Jack, with a snipper and a clipper and a bloody close shave making fivers, tenners, twenties, change. What’s your size? What’s the hours? …